Things A Grown Man Should Never Have
- A Black eye
- A Speedo
- A key chain with a bottle
- Pants that show his buttcrack
- His mom to make his lunch
- Pink Underwear (or call em panties)
- Muscle-shirts with a hairy back
- Velcro Shoes
- A Toy Poodle or Girly dog
- Pinky Ring
- Less than $20 in your wallet
- A picture of ANOTHER WOMAN in his wallet
- Lower Back (Tramp-Stamp Tattoo)
- A futon
- A Nerf hoop in your living room
- A Hickey
- Lips tattooed on his neck
- Nose, Nipple, and Belly Button Rings
- His mom should never pick out his clothing
- Skinny Jeans
- Velcro Wallet
- Bad Breath
- Capri Pants
- Shorts, with High Socks and Work Boots
- Tobacco Spit on his chin
- Long Fingernails
- Crocs
- Waxed Eyebrows
- Mascara/Makeup/Eyeliner
